The Armadillo Zoo: Demonspawn
Dilbert is our kitten. He's, well, a handful, even though he's not technically a kitten anymore. Taking care of him should have been more than enough to delay the onset of children. As a 1 year old cat, he was awfully rambunctious. He's calmed some as he's gotten older, but not a whole lot.
We had to lock him in my office his first night at home. He found my computer. Like any good cat, he decided to walk on it.
He's called Demonspawn because it's more interesting than Dryer, although the latter might be more accurate. This cat chews socks. Eats lint. Drags various parts of clothing all over the house. Definitely not your ordinary cat. But then again, he's just a kitten. He'll get better. I hope.
He's also known as "Small, Gray, and Stripey", which spoonerizes nicely into "Small, Stray, and Gripey". Either is completely apt.
He's much more entertaining than TV. And given that we don't have a TV in the house, it works out very well.
This cat came from the Ramsey County Humane Society. If you're looking for a pet, I think that getting one from the Humane Society is the best way to do.